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| Alias | Makro |
| Gender | Female |
| Status | Alive |
| Affiliation | HeroNET |
| First Appearance | The What-the-Fuckiest Five Minutes of My Career So Far |
Makro is the host of Super Dirty Jobs, a television program about dangerous jobs performed by superheroes.
Powers and Abilities[]
Makro's superpowers are currently undefined in nature and scope. However, it is likely that she is superhumanly tough, given the nature of her job; she is seen walking across thousand-degree lava,and the back cover of volume six shows her standing in a barrel of radioactive waste.
Story[]
The What-the-Fuckiest Five Minutes of My Career So Far[]
The tale includes a segment of the TV show Super Dirty Jobs. Clips from the show display her performing dirty and dangerous tasks such as wrangling alien organs, shoveling Gigantoform Nautiloid droppings, cutting a block of Impregnium X with a superstring bandsaw, chumming with anti-Putti, and jumping across a lava flow in San Antonio. The show is cut off by breaking news about the botched raid on Willy Pete.
Don't Let Them Bury Me; I'm Not (Quite) Dead[]
Maidman calls Super Dirty Jobs "blatant pro-cape propaganda" which does nothing to actually cool down anti-cape sentiment.
Oh, Hell Yeah[]
Makro interviews three lava wranglers at the San Antonio supervolcano, Mt. Paladin - a goateed man with a backwards 'N' or cyrillic 'U', a robot/cyborg, and Arctic O'Shaughnessy. After a conversation continuing the 'hell' theme of the story, Makro gets "lavakkaked" - adding evidence to her possessing some form of invulnerability.
Trivia[]
- Makro's name is a pun on Mike Rowe, host of Dirty Jobs.