|First Appearance||Denial at Flood Stage|
Fractaloctopus is a sentient octopus who works as a correspondent for HeroNET.
In The What-the-Fuckiest Five Minutes of My Career So Far, Fractaloctopus reports on the disastrous failed raid on Willy Pete.
- "Behind me, you can see the warehouse -- no, the charnel house, if you will -- no, the charnel warehouse, if you will -- where at least eight superheroes may have perished horrifically in a fiery and explosive catastrophe. Reportedly, both building debris and superhero body parts are scattered in a half-mile radius around this site."
- -- Fractaloctopus, The What-the-Fuckiest Five Minutes of My Career So Far