|Heroine Hold 'Em|
| Preceded by|
Feel the Uberburn
| Followed by|
Karaoke Rocket Sled and the Eye of the Tippling Tiger
Empowered is abducted by a villain who tries to use her as part of his ante in a game of poker. However, the other villains object: other superheroes would take revenge on them if they broke the unwritten rules, and Emp is worthless as she's a D-lister who was once captured by kindergartners. They end up dumping her on the side of the road. Emp calls Thugboy to come pick her up.