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Makro

Makro

Alias Makro
Gender Female
Status Alive
Affiliation HeroNET
First Appearance The What-the-Fuckiest Five Minutes of My Career So Far

Makro is the host of Super Dirty Jobs, a television program about dangerous jobs performed by superheroes.

Powers and AbilitiesEdit

Makro's superpowers are currently undefined in nature and scope. However, it is likely that she is superhumanly tough, given the nature of her job; she is seen walking across thousand-degree lava,and the back cover of volume six shows her standing in a barrel of radioactive waste.

StoryEdit

The What-the-Fuckiest Five Minutes of My Career So FarEdit

The tale includes a segment of the TV show Super Dirty Jobs. Clips from the show display her performing dirty and dangerous tasks such as wrangling alien organs, shoveling Gigantoform Nautiloid droppings, cutting a block of Impregnium X with a superstring bandsaw, chumming with anti-Putti, and jumping across a lava flow in San Antonio. The show is cut off by breaking news about the botched raid on Willy Pete.

Don't Let Them Bury Me; I'm Not (Quite) DeadEdit

Maidman calls Super Dirty Jobs "blatant pro-cape propaganda" which does nothing to actually cool down anti-cape sentiment.

Oh, Hell YeahEdit

Lavakkake
Makro interviews three lava wranglers at the San Antonio supervolcano, Mt. Paladin - a goateed man with a backwards 'N' or cyrillic 'U', a robot/cyborg, and Arctic O'Shaughnessy. After a conversation continuing the 'hell' theme of the story, Makro gets "lavakkaked" - adding evidence to her possessing some form of invulnerability.

TriviaEdit

  • Makro's name is a pun on Mike Rowe, host of Dirty Jobs.

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